charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

YOU CALL YOURSELF A DELIVERY BOY?!

modern-assassin:

mallowninja:

krudman:

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

Isabelle is literally Leslie Knope.

…Imagine the cast of Parks and Recreation playing this game.
Leslie would try to be the Perfect Mayor and keep all the flowers watered and laying down paths in order to prevent grass wear and talking to her villagers every day and sending them each personalized notes and whatnot, keeping everything pretty and creating public works projects as soon as people suggest them to keep the villagers happy
Ron Swanson just sorts boots up a file to make Leslie happy and then proceeds to do generally whatever he wants and ignore public works projects and ordinances and do basically everything he can without doing anything directly related to mayoral work
April and Andy share a file; April basically trashes the village and leaves random things lying around and whapping vilagers with bug nets and taking their furniture when she can to replace it with random crap and setting pitfalls for everyone and not doing mayoral work, while Andy does all the stuff she ignores so everyone ends up happy from a combination of April bugging them (even if it is just to be a little shit) and Andy maintaining mayor duties
Tom makes all of the bright light public works projects (illuminated arches and trees everywhere) and spends all of his Bells on fashionable clothing or getting AR codes for fashionable clothing other people have made and is extremely confused as to why the people are unhappy about it

Ben also plays Leslie’s file for her when she’s too tired and keeps insisting that the villagers will hate her if she doesn’t keep things orderly and kept up for them and he recently made his own little house with a bunch of quaint office furniture and had Jerry make a QR code of Leslie’s avatar for him to hang on his wall omG

And they forgot to get Jerry his own copy.

modern-assassin:

mallowninja:

krudman:

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

Isabelle is literally Leslie Knope.

…Imagine the cast of Parks and Recreation playing this game.

Leslie would try to be the Perfect Mayor and keep all the flowers watered and laying down paths in order to prevent grass wear and talking to her villagers every day and sending them each personalized notes and whatnot, keeping everything pretty and creating public works projects as soon as people suggest them to keep the villagers happy

Ron Swanson just sorts boots up a file to make Leslie happy and then proceeds to do generally whatever he wants and ignore public works projects and ordinances and do basically everything he can without doing anything directly related to mayoral work

April and Andy share a file; April basically trashes the village and leaves random things lying around and whapping vilagers with bug nets and taking their furniture when she can to replace it with random crap and setting pitfalls for everyone and not doing mayoral work, while Andy does all the stuff she ignores so everyone ends up happy from a combination of April bugging them (even if it is just to be a little shit) and Andy maintaining mayor duties

Tom makes all of the bright light public works projects (illuminated arches and trees everywhere) and spends all of his Bells on fashionable clothing or getting AR codes for fashionable clothing other people have made and is extremely confused as to why the people are unhappy about it

Ben also plays Leslie’s file for her when she’s too tired and keeps insisting that the villagers will hate her if she doesn’t keep things orderly and kept up for them and he recently made his own little house with a bunch of quaint office furniture and had Jerry make a QR code of Leslie’s avatar for him to hang on his wall omG

And they forgot to get Jerry his own copy.

krudman:

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

Isabelle is literally Leslie Knope.

…Imagine the cast of Parks and Recreation playing this game.
Leslie would try to be the Perfect Mayor and keep all the flowers watered and laying down paths in order to prevent grass wear and talking to her villagers every day and sending them each personalized notes and whatnot, keeping everything pretty and creating public works projects as soon as people suggest them to keep the villagers happy
Ron Swanson just sorts boots up a file to make Leslie happy and then proceeds to do generally whatever he wants and ignore public works projects and ordinances and do basically everything he can without doing anything directly related to mayoral work
April and Andy share a file; April basically trashes the village and leaves random things lying around and whapping vilagers with bug nets and taking their furniture when she can to replace it with random crap and setting pitfalls for everyone and not doing mayoral work, while Andy does all the stuff she ignores so everyone ends up happy from a combination of April bugging them (even if it is just to be a little shit) and Andy maintaining mayor duties
Tom makes all of the bright light public works projects (illuminated arches and trees everywhere) and spends all of his Bells on fashionable clothing or getting AR codes for fashionable clothing other people have made and is extremely confused as to why the people are unhappy about it

krudman:

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

Isabelle is literally Leslie Knope.

…Imagine the cast of Parks and Recreation playing this game.

Leslie would try to be the Perfect Mayor and keep all the flowers watered and laying down paths in order to prevent grass wear and talking to her villagers every day and sending them each personalized notes and whatnot, keeping everything pretty and creating public works projects as soon as people suggest them to keep the villagers happy

Ron Swanson just sorts boots up a file to make Leslie happy and then proceeds to do generally whatever he wants and ignore public works projects and ordinances and do basically everything he can without doing anything directly related to mayoral work

April and Andy share a file; April basically trashes the village and leaves random things lying around and whapping vilagers with bug nets and taking their furniture when she can to replace it with random crap and setting pitfalls for everyone and not doing mayoral work, while Andy does all the stuff she ignores so everyone ends up happy from a combination of April bugging them (even if it is just to be a little shit) and Andy maintaining mayor duties

Tom makes all of the bright light public works projects (illuminated arches and trees everywhere) and spends all of his Bells on fashionable clothing or getting AR codes for fashionable clothing other people have made and is extremely confused as to why the people are unhappy about it

electricr0se:

omfg

take it easy little friend

(Source: lolgifs.net)

bromoyed:

techno-elf:

bromoyed:

golgabthasterror:

why does everyone gotta make dad egbert and dad crocker abusive parents like dude what the fuck those two men loved their children to bits like hell they’d abuse em

lol cause nothing says “not abuse” like trapping your daughter in the house for weeks on end under the guise of being “grounded”

she was getting death threats all over the place and he wanted her to be safe tho

if jane was next in line for the company, that means dad was likely in charge  of it at the time. it should not have been out of the company’s best interest to find budget to get jane a body guard, as its heiress.

or u kno. people to investigate the threats and neutralize them

the OBVIOUS response is to just trap her in her room. thats what a true adult does.

and once again i have to question why jane basically gets the shit beaten out of her in almost every way possible

her crush doesn’t appreciate her to the point of her going insane when he finally seems to acknowledge it could’ve ever been there, her father trapped her inside her house for no reason when they could’ve just fuckin’ protected her in a way that doesn’t involve entrapping a teenage girl inside one building all day every day, constant fatshaming from Caliborn, the FANDOM doesn’t seem to appreciate her in the slightest

what even the fuck

can we just kinda put jane with jade and protect them from the rest of the fandom and the comic

(roxy too)

perfcherries:

ANIMAL CROSSING GIVEAWAY:
Prizes: 
5 million bells
100 perfect cherries
100 perfect pears
Princess series
Sweets series
10 gold roses
10 blue roses
10 purple roses
10 pink roses
a bow wig
Ending April 26th
To enter you must:
Reblog (likes dont count)
and follow
I have more money than I could spend so I wanted to share with all of my fellow animal crossing addicts on tumblr :)

perfcherries:

ANIMAL CROSSING GIVEAWAY:

Prizes: 

  • 5 million bells
  • 100 perfect cherries
  • 100 perfect pears
  • Princess series
  • Sweets series
  • 10 gold roses
  • 10 blue roses
  • 10 purple roses
  • 10 pink roses
  • a bow wig

Ending April 26th

To enter you must:

Reblog (likes dont count)

and follow

I have more money than I could spend so I wanted to share with all of my fellow animal crossing addicts on tumblr :)

joshicy:

nexev:

mallowninja:

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I got a orange koi one myself. USed it cause i like fish.

I never do the mystery negg. Its so… tedious. Even when you know the answer.

I don’t mind doing it, because I love little puzzles like that. It usually only takes me about a minute.
Granted, nowadays I mostly just do dailies and sometimes idly play some games, my investment in the website is very low. Minimal interaction for equal level of return, so it’s pretty worthwhile. I guess that’s what happens when you return after a while and your account is 10+ years old and you get frustrated at all the rampant inflation making most of what you have totally worthless!

joshicy:

nexev:

mallowninja:

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I got a orange koi one myself. USed it cause i like fish.

I never do the mystery negg. Its so… tedious. Even when you know the answer.

I don’t mind doing it, because I love little puzzles like that. It usually only takes me about a minute.

Granted, nowadays I mostly just do dailies and sometimes idly play some games, my investment in the website is very low. Minimal interaction for equal level of return, so it’s pretty worthwhile. I guess that’s what happens when you return after a while and your account is 10+ years old and you get frustrated at all the rampant inflation making most of what you have totally worthless!

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

isabelle you’re a trooper but you need to rest sweetheart

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

isabelle you’re a trooper but you need to rest sweetheart

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